if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Let's paint friendship bongs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
