i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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