i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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