After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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