Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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