Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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