did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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