Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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