Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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