So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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