making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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