Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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