Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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