: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
