She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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