that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I need a burrito and a hug.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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