We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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