I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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