If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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