I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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