1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
