I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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