Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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