When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Randomize