Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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