what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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