I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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