jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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