He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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