the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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