Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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