It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
operation harelip BJ is a go
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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