I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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