i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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