Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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