i just google imaged poop.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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