2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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