East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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