i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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