brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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