"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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