i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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