is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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