I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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