i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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