do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
