This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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