D3 body, D1 cock
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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