You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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