You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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