Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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