Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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